If the opposite of an Oscar is the Razzie, then the opposite of the Movie Quack would be the beavtrash awards. So why not put together a list starting with the categories made famous by the Razzies, and then lets see how everyone measures up.
Worst Eye Gouging Use of 3D: and the winner is The Last Airbender
Worst Sequel, Prequel, Remake, or Ripoff: and the winner is Sex and the City 2 (my pick was Vampires Suck)
Worst Screen Couple/Ensembler: and the winner is Sex and the City 2
Worst Screenplay: and the winner is The Last Airbender (my pick was Vampires Suck)
Worst Director: and the winner is M. Night Shymalan for the Last Airbender
Worst Supporting Actress: and the winner is Jessica Alba for everything she did this year (my pick was Cher in Burlesque)
Worst Supporting Actor: and the winner is Jackson Rathbone for The Last Airbender (my pick was George Lopez for everything he did this year)
Worst Actress: and the winner is the cast of Sex and the City 2
Worst Actor: and the winner is Ashton Kutcher for Valentine's Day
Worst Picture: and the winner is the Last Airbender
and the most covetted beavtrash award is for the Worst Movie Filmed in the state of Oregon... the nominees are:
Extraordinary Measures (Portland, OR) w/ Brendan Fraser and Harrison Ford
The Presence (Mount Hood, OR) w/ Mira Sorvino
Meek's Cutoff (Burns, OR) w/ Paul Dano
the winner will be announced this summer (lets be honest it is going to take time to actually watch this trash) ... Quack back with your votes
You're starting with a faulty assumption. Razzies are not the opposite of Oscars, they're more like the inverse.
ReplyDeleteBut I digress.
What I really want to know is who gets to vote on the beavtrash awards? Beavers? I would really like to see that. Trash collectors? Members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences? Only people from Oregon? Only random people in the movie theatre? Random people on the street? I'm confused about how this works.
Wait, I think I got it figured out. You copied the categories from the razzies and their nominees, but we're supposed to quack back our own nominees in those categories or not? Wait, I'm still confused then.
I appreciate the love of movies and I appreciate the reviews that help me decide if I should spend my money on a given release, but the rules of this contest are confusing and I'm not sure if my votes will be counted fairly or properly.
I give this survey two out of five honks.